the Toilet Paper Chronicles - part 2
A continuing series poking fun at the hoarding, and resulting shortages, of toilet paper during a pandemic....
Pirate Treasure
Captain Hook had a acquired a map to a treasure more valuable than gold, and had two of the boys row him ashore to retrieve it....
There wasn't much left of the men who had been guarding the treasure.....
....and there was no way to know just how many chests lay buried on the beach, so Coco kept on digging....
..while Efreet loaded up the long boats....
"That seems to be all of it, Captain..."
"These fine rolls will keep the Jolly Roger well stocked for some time..."
Mother's Day
"Happy Mother's Day Mom!"
"Here, let me hold Sena so you can open their gifts..."
"I wonder what could be in here?"
"Toilet paper!!"
"Oh wow! I've really missed this!"
All the packages contained rolls of toilet paper...
"These are the best quality too..."
"How in the world did you children manage to get all this?"
"We asked Aunt Leona to send us some from the future last time she came.."
Helping Hands
Efreet and Erzulie were heading home from the store with a big load of toilet paper....
Even Teddy on the back had a few packages...
When they came across Chloe, who seemed to be in some trouble. One of her packages had split and the toilet paper was unwinding all over the place....
"You having a problem??"
"Yes. This one roll keeps unrolling..."
".I'm trying to roll it back up, but the wind keeps catching it..."
"...and blowing it all over the place..."
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"You want some help?"
"Yes, please!. That would be great!"
So they got off their bikes to help...
...and it was all rolled up in no time....
"Thanks so much for your help..."
And soon they were all able to continue on their way....
High Stakes Poker
It was poker night.....and the guys had brought something more valuable to bet with....
Steve was an expert at maintaining a straight poker face....
...and it's a 'Royal flush'.....
...and Owen had one too.
"So I guess we get to share the winnings...."
"So I guess we get to share the winnings...."
the Proposal
A lovely couple were all dressed up for a special evening of dinner and dancing....
"I want to ask you something..."
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And he got down on one knee....
"Would you marry me??"
"Yes, I would love to..."
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